Pay attention people, there will be a quiz.

I have been tagged on multiple occasions for the "All About Me" meme. I have chosen to ignore those tags on all occasions (not really sure why). Yesterday though, I started thinking that I had made a mistake. After all, this is a chance to talk about my favorite subject (ME) in front of a semi-captive audience. The questions on this list come from a dozen different memes. Plus, I've thrown a few Lacey originals in just for funsies.

Worst Jobs Ever:

• Light bulb changer at Brigham Young University. I was the fastest light bulb changer in the West.
• Sweat sweeper upper at the basketball games at Southern Utah University. I wore a red vest and ran onto the court in front of thousands of people during time-outs to sweep up the sweat that had dripped off the basketball player's smelly bodies. I won two weeks of college campus notoriety during one game. I was in la-la-land, heard the time-out buzzer sound and headed onto the court with my freakishly large dust mop. Unfortunately, I failed to notice the cheerleader running past me rushing to perform a routine. I ran my broom right into the back of her stick-thin leg and knocked her flat on her chest in front of a sell-out crowd.
• I'm cheating a little on this one, because it wasn't a actual job I was paid for. But it was a job I was assigned to and graded on, so it's close enough to count. In junior high, our shop class collaborated to make these wonderful little hot dog sticks we were going to sell at the end of the year. After several minor mishaps (blast my debilitating klutziness) my shop teacher took me aside and said, "I think we better find a special job just for you." He then assigned me to be the safety inspector. Trust me, the name is misleading in its importance. My sole job was to install carboard over the stick's prongs so that no one would poke out an eye. My parents were so proud.

Fictional couples I have watched actual U-tube tributes about
Jess and Rory
Jim and Pam
Anne and Gilbert Blythe

4 Fave TV Shows:
The Office
Ugly Betty (Lovin' it lately)
Heroes
King of Queens (No more new ones...too bad).

Most Embarrasing Moment
Back in 7th grade, when I was a band nerd, I was sitting in class right next to a boy I had had a fat crush on for approximately two years. Unfortunately, back in seventh grade I also had fat warts all over my hands. I had had them frozen with some sort of liquid junk, and as a result they were larger than normal and filled with pus. Anyway, on this particular day, I just could not resist squeezing one of them. My boy crush must have been leaning over towards me, perhaps to get a closer look at the disgustingness. All of the sudden, one of those warts popped, shooting a stream of liquid straight up into the air. The boy then jumped up and ran out of the room, screaming at the top of his lungs, "My eye! My eye! She got wart juice in my eye!"
Oddly enough, he never did seem to reciprocate my feelings of affection after the aforementioned incident.

Past Dreams, Present Dreams
When most kids are little, they want to be something grand when they grow up, like the President of the United States, a movie star, or a professional athlete. Me, on the other hand, when I was a little girl, I used to dream I would grow up and work in a shoe store. Not really sure why....I just loved the smell of new leather and neatly stacked boxes. And yes, I was a boring child, in case you're wondering.
Now that I'm older and the shore-store career route didn't work out, I would love to write a book. I wouldn't even care if it was never published, although it would be a nice bonus to make millions and be interviewed by Oprah. The major thing currently blocking my career path to literary stardom is the fact that I can't come up with any sort of decent plot. Maybe I should write about a girl who works in a shoe store.


Oh, and i'm not going to tag anyone, but if any of you want to answer any of these, please do.