When Riley was born, I remember the nurses telling me that he had accomplished a feat previously unreached by any other newborn at the good 'ol Utah Valley Regional Medical Center. He could scream so loud that they could hear him all the way down the hall from the nursery, through two sets of those heavy-duty metal doors that hospitals are always full of.
In my perverse new mother-hood naivety, I thought that was something to be proud of... "Oh, good. Our robust little boy has a great set of lungs."
Since, then Riley's ability to scream at the top of his lungs has reached its peak. These days, when he's in tantrum mode, he arches his back, throws his head back, and screams so loud that his tongue and little hangy-ball thingy start shaking.
Like so.
It's simply delightful. Especially when we're in a public place and all those seasoned mothers start rolling their eyes and looking at me like.."Pulleezz. Can't you control your child?"
I always thought people were exagerrating when they used the term terrible twos. After all, how could it be so hard to deal with a little person 1/10th your size and cognitive ability? Little did I know.
Riley has also enacted his own set of toddler property laws, which are as follows: 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 3. If it's mine, it must not appear to be yours in any way. 4. If I saw it first, it's mine. If we try to make him share anything (or take something away from him after he viciously ripped it out of the hands of a hapless, less-savage toddler) he looks at us with this hurt little face like the world is coming to the end and then the screams start coming.
Needless to say, I am incredibly grateful for those wonderful moments when he wraps his sticky little hands around my neck, smiles at me, and says, 'Hi Mama!' It's enough to make me forget all those tantrums almost entirely....just not quite enough that I can completely convince myself that it's high time to have another baby.
P.S. If any of you expert moms out there have any tips for me, book suggestions, etc that may help me deal with the terrible twos phenomenon please shoot them my way.