Overheard, on one of my many trips to Target, out of the mouth of a 4-year-old: "Dad, did you know your eye tastes like a potato chip?"
All these years, I've been sitting right on top of a non-caloric gold mine and I never even knew it.
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8 months ago
5 comments:
What the??? potato chip eyeballs..i would prefer brownie eye balls..or better yet Nelson's Frozen Custard eyeballs..random 4 year old weirdness! Here is the question though...who is weirder the four year old...or you for even considering this business???
For some reason, it just struck me as really really funny. Maybe that's what happens when you have a husband that studies 99 percent of the time and a little boy who is boycotting the English language--it makes for limited conversation.
That's hilarious! You never know what kids will come up with. It should be very entertaining once our boys decide to start speaking English, eh?
Love it. My fave recent close encounter with the five-and-under species was overhearing this from a little blonde fellow:
"Mom, you're a girl, right?"
"That's right."
>long pause<
"How long til you turn into a boy?"
Doesn't surprise me...I've heard that our intestines taste like hamburgers too. Too bad they're so inaccessible.
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